Sunday, January 16, 2011

Gully Munching

I
n Delhi, finding a locality without an eatery is something I would never bet against. It’s amazing how this place harbours amazing culinary talents from across the nation. It is a foodie’s paradise. There are enough places to provide a gamut of cuisines for one’s taste buds, varying from classy restaurants serving continental or desi food, to tapree or roadside mouth-watering grub. We can be blamed for our (so-called haughty) attitude or flashy life style (I prefer cheerful and vivacious), but no one can deny that we are the uncrowned food capital of the country.  
After my twenty years of experience with Delhi, I have one piece of advice for every gastronome that stumbles upon this blog. If you come across any eatery where you see people pounding on each other just to get their plate… Go, crash in. These places might seem a little tacky and unhygienic at times, but they could be serving one of the best eatables you may ever get to have. Don’t worry about digestive troubles. Few months of street food in Delhi will give you an iron stomach and you will be ready to digest just anything.
One Friday, my mother asked me and my cousin Rohan to go to a near by market and bring some snacks for the evening tea. Since he is very fond of samosas, I took him to a place that makes the best samosas in our area. It is a small ten feet by five feet room that sits at a corner of Delhi Development Authority’s market complex, right next to a glowing yet quiet Subway restaurant having nearly four times the area. Still it is one place that enjoys the maximum footfall in that commercial area. A mere five bucks samosa beats the hell out of the sixty bucks ‘healthy’ sandwich sold at the next door. Where the neatly dressed staffs of Subway eagerly wait for some customers, the business of the prosperous neighbour depends on the adeptness of a short and lean boy in managing the horde of customers at his counter. Everyone calls him ‘Chhotu’ here and he is the only interface between us and the mystery cook sitting behind the dark wooden divider that separates the kitchen from the counter. I’ve seen a lady sitting at the counter sometimes, but I never saw her move an inch. She just plays a silent owner with a rare and lethargic smile, watching the snacks and money change hands.
Rohan flinched on seeing the bustling crowd at the shop. I convinced him that it was a routine show there and dragged him with me to place the order. I pushed through the crowd and reached the decrepit rosewood table to place my order, where a bewildered Chhotu stood overwhelmed with so many hands offering money to place their orders. Hesitantly, I too clutched a hundred rupees note and moved my hand forward, following the ritual. Chhotu sighed with mundane eyes and began to collect the money and write the orders on a piece of paper. I was the last one to place my order. My voice was subdued by low pitch male roars for the high calorie grub.  After taking all the orders, Chhotu told us that they will take around twenty minutes. For the rest of us, who were kind of regulars at this place, it was no problem. But the new ones like Rohan, make the one big mistake of leaving their place and stepping back. It had happened to me when I first came to this shop. I placed my order and then stepped back to attend a phone call. I kept on roaming near the shop, talking on the phone, assuming that I will know when my order arrives. I reached my spot exactly twenty minutes later only to find that my order was given to some other person who was there at the time when the samosas arrived. It’s a matter of seconds. You never know, the pile of fresh samosas may appear a tad before the scheduled twenty minutes and then if you are not at your spot, someone else who came after you may get a walkover. This was a lesson learnt and so now I wasn’t going anywhere till I get my oil soaked packet. My brother grouched but in the end joined me.
This is what happens next. The twenty minute wait is the most uncomfortable yet humouring at the same time. We keep standing over the counter in an equilibrium state. Everyone pushes everyone and everyone is pushed by everyone, and so there is no net movement. Anyone standing at a distance might see it as a group of humans glued in a formation. We all have our eyes on Chhotu, the one who might at any moment move towards the other side of the room divider and bring the prize to the table. The abashed Chhotu, fully aware of the eyes watching his every move, tries to restrict his movement in hesitation. He stares at the table and then towards the partition, as eager to hear a call from the cook as the rest of us, but ofcourse due to different reasons. Hunger churns my stomach further when the sparkling sound of snacks being dipped into the hot oil reaches my ears and the aroma of the frying samosas suffuses the whole area. The steam rising from behind the partition dances out of the kitchen and sinuously crosses the counter to tease us, making our stomach skip a beat. In response to the impulse enticement, my stomach grumbles harder and I take a gulp to pass the moment. I could see the same expression on every other face near me. Just that second, a deep voice comes from the rear.
‘CHHOTUUUU’
A rush of excitement flow across all of us as Chhotu rushes to the other side at the cue and we begin a mental countdown in our minds. As the scent of the samosas grows stronger, we brace ourselves just like the court men who prepare themselves for the arriving princess.
Finally they arrive, glistening golden treats, fresh from the kitchen. The customers, who were patient till now, burst again to fetch their packet from the counter, and the dauntless Chhotu shows immense skill by handing over the right packet to the right person, despite the clamour. With a focused eye, I swiftly grab my packet from his hands as soon as my order gets packed. My brother, new to all this hustle, is left stumped in a corner, while I reopen my packet to take a whiff of my favourite nosh. This is a Delhi experience of earning a scrumptious street food.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Ultimate Choice

It follows me, the clink
In my every word
With my every step
I drag my feet
Bearing its constant weight
It smells of rust
May be its metal
Or the reek of my wounded dreams
But metal can it be
For corrosion doesn’t weaken it
Instead, it eats me off
Still, I trudge my path
With a masquerading smile
Hoping for a savior, an elixir


The aroma of Freedom
So pure, so divine
It entices me
It must taste of honey,
Of enlivening raindrops,
Might feel like a soothing breeze
Of silky moonlit night
It teases me in livid dreams
Pushes me to break my shackles
And fly to distant horizon
Which promises me my heaven



Then I shudder with fear
What if it’s a mirage?
Can these chains be
Binding me against
An insidious storm?
What if the horizon
Lays a devil’s trap?
A black hole it might be
Never giving me back
To this world I dwell in
But then my soul
Tells me to decide
Either live dying or die living
For once I close my eyes
Trusting my instincts this time
I make my ultimate choice
And finally… open my eyes

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Tobermary

(This is my first attempt with fiction. So, I just wanted to share this short story. My mentor in creative writing asked me to write on a cat called 'Tobermary' which recently acquired the skill of speaking English. Here's what I came up with.) 

‘Jeeves please get the lady’s coat, would you?’ I asked my butler, nervously fidgeting with my gold ring. All the ladies of my club had come at my invitation to witness the extraordinary talent of Tobermary, my darling cat. After months of training, she had finally learnt to talk. My joy knew no bounds when I first heard her say a proper sentence in that rhythmic tone. Since then, Tobermary had been a wonderful company in my otherwise lonely life. Now I had someone to talk with, anytime I wanted.
‘What if she doesn’t speak in front of the guests?’ This question was making me nervous. Now that all the guests had come, it would be so embarrassing if Tobermary ditched at a time like this.
‘Mrs. Green’, called out Mrs. Jones, ‘Why don’t you call Tobermary now? We all are eager to see her talent’
‘Sure Mrs. Jones. I’ll be right back’
I went to my room to bring the cat. She was a fat tabby and her orange fur gave her a good camouflage in that orange bed. I had to look carefully to see if she was on it. She was sitting right there and licking her paws.
‘Come here Tobey… here Tobey. It’s show time.’ She jumped out of the bed and came dancing into my lap.
‘Don’t get nervous in front of the guests. They will praise you if you speak well.’ She purred and snuggled into my arms.
As we entered the hall, we were given a round of applause. Tobermary rose her head up to look at all the guests. Jeeves brought a cushion and kept it in the centre of the hall. I took Tobermary to that cushion and made her sit on it. She wrapped her tail around her feet. She sat with the perfect blend of guard and poise, a trait innate in felines.
‘Greet the guests Tobey’ I cooed.
Tobermary looked at everyone and said:

‘All the pretty women
Gracing this hall
Here’s Tobermary
Greeting you all’


The hall echoed a loud ovation. ‘Bravo!’, ‘Once more’, ‘Amazing’ resounded all over. I was so happy at Tobermary’s recital, and even glad that everyone liked it.
As the applause subsided, I rose up from my chair. ‘Thank you all for your encouragement. You are welcome to come forward and talk to Tobermary’
‘Tobermary’ Mrs. Evans spoke, ‘Did you like this party? All of us have specially come to see you’

‘I knew you would come
As my lady had said
That many of you
Have nothing to do instead’

I was taken aback. And so were Mrs. Evans and the rest of the ladies. All the eyes turned towards me. ‘Don’t look at me like that my friends. I didn’t say that to her’, I tried to convince.
Mrs. Evans raised an eyebrow, turned back towards Tobermary and asked, ‘What else do you know about us dear Tobey?’

‘I know not all
But some I do
It’s only what my lady
Says about you
She finds Mary’s nose
Ugly and big
And oh my sweet Penny
Is that really a wig?
She says that Martha
Is too old for that dress
And do you know her Husband
Is going out with Tess?’

I was stifled, too embarrassed to look anywhere. I couldn’t gather enough courage to face the scores of glaring eyes. Why did I have to flaunt Tobey’s talent? Vexed to the core, I looked at Tobermary and suddenly someone screamed.


‘Oh God! Where is my bracelet?’ Mrs. Taylor started searching here and there for her jewelry. ‘It was made of precious stone, a gift from my husband. I can’t lose it like that’
Tobermary jumped off her cushion, went towards Mrs. Taylor and said:

‘You lost your bracelet
To a marvelous sleight
The genius is no one
But the butler to your right’

‘Jeeves!’ I screamed. Jeeves stole Ruth Taylor’s bracelet! Was this the worst that could happen tonight or was there more?
Tobermary slewed past me and went to Mrs. Smith. ‘Now how do you know about my husband? You sly cat’, said Mrs. Smith, annoyed.


‘I saw your man
With Tess last week
You weren’t at home
When I came to sneak
They hugged and kissed
And seemed quite merry
While I fed myself
With your yellow canary’


That was it. Tobermary had crossed all limits. I stomped towards her and told her in a strict tone. ‘Someone is not getting her food tonight Tobermary’
She danced her way to the stairs and said:

‘That poor fellow
Might feel very bad
For it was delicious
The food I had
Just to make sure that
The guests are served well
The toured the dinner table
For a quick lick and tell
The mousse, the pudding
The Stew and the fish
I smelled each platter
I licked each dish
Now my tummy is full
And so I retreat
To rest of you all
Bon Appétit’


With this she hopped her way upstairs, leaving me at the mercy of a bunch of peeved ladies.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Walking with the river

Quietly as I walk
A gush of emotions rushes into me
For the people who are gone
And moments that are history
A million words to share
And a million pictures to show
But I don’t feel like talking
So I am letting them flow
And I am walking with the river
Barefoot on her shore.
Sky renders to purple
As the sun takes back the orange
Sheepish moon appears
And the stars rearrange
I stand amidst this beauty
Missing my usual company
When the river touches my feet gently
And shares her epiphany
She tells me to move on
And frame a new memory
As life still goes on
Whatever happens, is meant to be
So I am locking the past
Safely in my heart to store
And I am walking with the river
Barefoot on her shore